Friday, September 4, 2009

Editorial by Fish



School started early in August here. We're getting up early, packing our book bags for Cat School with Professor Whiskers and his faculty. Summer projects are over!

My younger brother, Dubby, is caught up in a cultural maelstrom of silliness! He thinks he is a dead ringer for the Wuff in New Moon. He growls, leaps and poses all day long, except when he is texting, chatting or twittering with his Twilight pals.

Yep, THAT movie cult!

Yesterday, Dubby wore his underwear rolled over at the waist just like Jacob Black in the picture above. Really! He didn't start wearing drawers or working on his six pack until he saw the movie. He memorized all the dialogue. He refers to himself as "the Wuff".

Oh please. He's trying to raise money to go to the Cat Twilight Con! His Con group, Twi-Cats#10 Gulf Coast, voted for him to represent them.

Let him go! We will have "Wuff-Free" days while he's out there debating "Bella, Is she the best character ever?" and "Do Wuffs Like Greenies?"

Make him stay home! Get that cat to wise up! Pay attention to Cat School! Focus!

Arghhhh.

by Fish, Wise, Smart, Mature

5 comments:

Sue said...

Ah Fish, kids these days....

Songbird said...

Dear Fish,
Does this mean Dubby isn't a Bearnaise Saucy Cat anymore?
Disappointedly,
SAM, A Dog

1-4 Grace said...

I am trying to learn to bark like a dog. I listen to the neighbor dogs all day.
~Maddy
Dubby is still very young. He will mature, just as I did, just as you have and just as Mugsy has.
~Melech
Do Bearnaise Sauce Cats hafta haz any teef? I wanna be one, but I doesn't haz any tef.
~Mia
Today has been a special day for me! Did you read my posts?
~Mugsy Andrew

Littlemankitty said...

Oh Fish,
Aren't you glad that you are a growed up kitty now? I'm glad I'm all growed up. Gotta go--time to chase spots of sunlight around the floor.
Your Friend,
LMK

Littlemankitty said...

Dear Whistle and Fish,
I am a very big boy. I have 100 posts.
LMK