Dear Mr. Sperry Topsider,
Please send me shoes. I think Sperry shoes' leather shoe laces are the best. I give the leather stings the WHISTLE PAW of APPROVAL. Really, I mean it. I've chewed plenty of shoe laces but your shoe laces are the best. Just send shoes to chew on. The type I like are the ones marked womens and mens. Either type is great with me.
(I am a bit miffed with my people. They began wearing the Bluefish style. Those laces are cord, not leather! Yuk!)
Love forever,
Whistle
