When I grow up, I'm going to be a Bearnaise Sauce Mountain Dog, just like Sam!
Here is how I am doing:
Have big paws. CHECK
Have a soft fur coat. CHECK
Look just like Sam. CHECK
Ride in the Car. NOT SO GOOD
Go to Church with Momma. NOT SO GOOD
Bark at strangers. SORTA GOOD
Eat lots of food to be BIG. CHECK
Join the Berner Group. (I'm having trouble with this one. The Berners don't see as much resemblance to Sam as I do. Will work on this. Get a moustache or something. Maybe sunglasses.)
Love from Dubby
3 comments:
Dear Dubby,
You are doing a good job! I had to learn to like church. How old are you? I didn't like church until I was almost 6 years old. You have plenty of time. I was a Berner before I liked church.
Your Berner Brother,
SAM
Way to go Dubby. We are so proud of you.
I am learning to bark too! I run thorugh the house and go, "RRRRROOOOARREE"
Love,
Madelyn
Good work, Dubby. My c-a-t brother Otis would have made a good dog, although we never settled on a breed. The spooky Boo cat could never pull it off, though. She's crazy.
Good luck. Keep working on the barking. I find that a good howl will substitute for a bark in a pinch.
--Cletus the WonderMutt
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