To: Sister the Dog, Fish the Cat,etc., etc.
Dear All:
If you wish me to remain as the Resident Courtyard Toad for the Summer of 2009,please do not approach me with your cat nose or even look at me. Sister the Dog, if you have influence, please speak to your cat about this.
Do not post pictures of me or discuss me on teh internets. I am overwhelmed with print journalists, TV cameras and bloggers looking for me, at me and being near me.
Fish the Cat: if you wish to look at pictures of Toads, order the Guide to All Things Beautiful and Froggy for your Kindle. Leave me alone.
I hope I make myself clear on this issue.
Verbena, V.A.T.*
*Very Attractive Toad
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5 comments:
Your Toad is a little bit of a princess, isn't she?
Sounds more like an Empress to me.
Now that's a toad with a 'tude!
Our toads can't rite or type or nothin'. Does your toad haz a sec-rah-terry?
Momma sez this must be a high maintenace toad
Yup, that toad has some 'tude, no question.
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