Thursday, June 28, 2007
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
I'm busy helping my brother, Fish, get around because he has cast on his leg.
I have to monitor the bird feeder outside the kitchen window.
I want to blog but I'm busy being a Summer Cat.
Saturday, June 16, 2007
Friday, June 15, 2007
This was debate week. Sister, my dog, attended with us. Here is our debate:
Leash Laws: For or Against?
Rules: no name calling like "dog breath" or "hairball"; the louder your voice, the stronger your point.
Sister: I am against leash laws. How can a dog protect her people and cats if she can't run around checking the property. The hurricane broke our fence. Just because I go out into the street to sniff the Methodist tires across the street is no reason to stay home on a leash. What if a bad cat came into our yard or a bad dog? Leash laws are wrong!
Whistle: I am for leash laws. Dogs, except you, Sister, are scary and bad. Who needs dogs running around making poop and barking? What if they came into our house? Fish has a splint and he can't run as fast as I can. Put every dog except you on a leash! I like Molly and she's a dog but she is too busy at her home to come see us. She is an exception. All dogs on leashes!
Everyone applauded for us! We got a cat cookie for our good debate.
I'm not sure what we will study next week. The topic may be: "Hold It or Use the Litterbox: Six Steps to Better Pet Behavior. Yuk, like that would be fun...
Sunday, June 10, 2007
A GIANT GREAT BIG GEKKO LIZARD got into our house today! I made it stop moving! I did this alone and with GREAT BRAVERY.
I protected my family (and brother) from this GIANT LIZARD. I saved my family!
It was the BIGGEST MEANEST MOST HORRIBLE GEKKO IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.
But, I made it stop terrorizing my family!
With All Humility,