Dear Friends:
I am the new blogger. I beat up Whistle last night and chewed on his ear until he gave me the password.
I changed the password.
Whistle's blog postings bored everyone. Always talking about his birthday and himself. He forgot to mention that August 28th is MY birthday. He's my litter mate. Mama didn't wait until another day to birth me.
While Whistle's interests are limited, my brain moves over the arts, literature, history and architecture. He may read the New Yorker, but I read the NY Times.
I will be posting photos and have a contest.
Fish the Cat
4 comments:
Dear Fish,
I am very concerned to hear of violent acts on your part. What would Professor Whiskers say?
Grievedly,
Aunt Songbird
I wish I could do that to the rat-dog who sometimes comes over here. The Typist tells me I'm a big brave dog, but I don't believe her. --The Boy
Fish, you sound very educated, but must you resort to acts of violence? Nevertheless, I'm looking forward to what you have to say.
Dear Fish, as your Sue, I must say I am torn. I know you are a thoughtful, contemplative cat and have much to say, but I worry about Whistle's ears. You have so much wisdom to share, but poor Whistle!
Perhaps Whistle could occasionally guest-blog?
Signed,
Your Sue
Post a Comment