How I Became a Bernaise Sauce Mountain Cat, by Dubby
I asked.
Aunt Songbird said I could be one like my Cousin Sam Who is a Big Dog.
I am furry. My paws are big.
I can go to meetings with Bernaise Sauce Mountain Dogs, just like Sam and Molly.
The End.
4 comments:
HI, COUSIN DUBBY!
WILL YOU COME TO MY HOUSE AND RIDE ON MY BACK? PLEASE REMEMBER TO VELVET YOUR PAWS, JUST LIKE ASLAN.
YOUR COUSIN,
SAM
Hi Dubby,
We're glad to hear that you are now a Bernaise Mountain sauce cat - you are very special to want to be just like a dog.
Truffle and Ouzo
Con-cat-ulations!
We are so very proud of you cat-chef-mint.
You have nice paws!
Love,
Melech (da King) and Mugsy Wugs
Can you pick up stuff with your opposable thumbs?
Aunt 1-4 G
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