Dear Aunt Songbird,
You know that bright and shiny chandelier over that place where they eat and we can look at their plates of people food but we aren't allowed there? You know the bright thing Mom keeps putting stuff on because she isn't sure if it's the tackiest thing in the house? The one the Big Cat says looks better now that she put funky stuff on it. Did you know that kittens aren't allowed to jump up and bat it?
I didn't.
Love,
Dubby
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Don't you think it would be better if they'd just TELL you the rules instead of waiting until you break them!
Dear Dubby,
Just wait until I get there, and we will discuss ALL the rules. I'm sorry you didn't understand ahead of time. I'll be there in 24 days!
Love,
Aunt Songbird
psst Dubby, you have to make sure they're not watching first!
Padme
Dubby...
Wait until they go to sleep. Then sneak down and play with some of the hanging toys. And then sneak back up on the bed. I am sure that SOMEONE ELSE would have done it. Not you.
(Practice looking innocent. It's the best defense.)
Tiria
The Shadow Princess
Hey! You won't believe what she did to me now!!!
There was a COSTUME.
shudder.
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