Monday, April 28, 2008

Guest Blogger: Dubby the Kitten

Dubby here.

I am a small cat. I am full grown but small. When you see me with my brothers, Whistle and Fish, I look like a kitten.

I am not a kitten, I'm just short.

I will be big in my heart and purrs. I am big in playfulness. I am big in eating cat cookies.

I am not going to worry about being little instead of big.

I have better paws than any other cats in my house.

Just letting you know.


Monday, April 21, 2008

Only 129 days until my birthday.

Please speed up the birthday preparations so you will be ready.

Whistle, almost 3

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Why I Am A Presbyterian Cat

Because cats cannot live in the Vatican.
Read this.
Chico, the Pope's cat lives with neighbors in the Pope's old home.

Rats! This is terrible!

If you are Pope, can't you bring your cats with you wherever you are? Queen Elizabeth takes her own litter box cover wherever she travels and lives!

Whistle, glad to be a Calvie Cat

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

We have trouble in our peaceable kingdom. Sister went out a few minutes ago for her final walk around the yard. Who knows what she does out there? She says she doesn't discuss indelicate things. When the door opened to Outside, Fish blasted into the OUTSIDE. Why would he do this? Nightime is dark and chilly. Now Sister has to stay OUTSIDE until Fish decides to wander back to the door.

Mr. C. says Dubby isn't growing much. He says Dubby may be full-grown now. We've had Dubby as our brother for 8 months. He eats all the time so is he going to grow more? Mr. C. says Dubby is like a three-quarter guitar. Mom looks worried.

We finish Prof. Whisker's classes in May. I'm working on a big project involving dirt kicking in that big tree thing in the family room. I work on it everyday and I'm not finished. The tree has dirt and hasn't fallen over. My work continues...

I hope Fish comes home soon. I hope Dubby is growing and will be big like us. I hope I can excavate the tree by Finals.

Fish, a few Greenies will make everything better

Saturday, April 12, 2008

"If you can't enjoy fellowship around the food bowl, your theology is wrong", famous prof. of theology up East.

"Wow! That's a fat ginger cat", Dubby the Kitten

"Hey Fish!!! I've a picture of you on my blog!!!! Come see!!", Whistle the Cat

Ha Ha Ha,


Sunday, April 6, 2008

well pull my whiskers and call me "hairball"! She is going somewhere again!

what is it with these people? she goes away then comes home and then goes again.

I hate suitcases! Leave one open and let me show you how I feel about suitcases!

Fish, this is my blog and I approve this message.

P.S. Dubby is speed dialing LittleManKitty to invite him over for the week. They want to have a party.

Saturday, April 5, 2008

Guest Blogger: Sister the Dog

I have a good, happy life.

I have work I love as a nanny to my cats: Fish, Whistle and Dubby.

Andy, the outdoor cat is my friend, too.

I sit on my Alpha's lap every morning while he drinks coffee and reads the newspaper.

I spend my days with She who loves me.

I sleep indoors.

My dog dish is filled twice a day with dog crunchies. I have cat crunchies for snacks all day.

I am grateful for God's good care of me.

I was once a lost puppy but now I am a family dog.


Thursday, April 3, 2008

We've been busy. She came home. That's good.

Prof. Whiskers assigned an interview paper for my class. We must interview the animals in our home.

Fish Interview
Whistle: Fish, why do you run outside when they open the door?
Fish: I am a great explorer. I am the Columbus of this house!
W: What do you see outside?
F: Stuff.
W: Oh...o.k.

Andy Interview
Whistle: Andy, how did you become so cool?
A: What? Get out the way! I need to eat!
W: Wow, you are so cool!
A: Go. Away.
W: Oh...o.k.

Dubby Interview
Whistle: Dubby, what are you doing?
Dubby: Patroling the hallway.
W: Why?
D: I am responsible for looking out the windows here.
W: Oh..o.k.

Yours devotedly,