We've been busy. She came home. That's good.

Prof. Whiskers assigned an interview paper for my class. We must interview the animals in our home.

Fish Interview
Whistle: Fish, why do you run outside when they open the door?
Fish: I am a great explorer. I am the Columbus of this house!
W: What do you see outside?
F: Stuff.
W: Oh...o.k.

Andy Interview
Whistle: Andy, how did you become so cool?
A: What? Get out the way! I need to eat!
W: Wow, you are so cool!
A: Go. Away.
W: Oh...o.k.

Dubby Interview
Whistle: Dubby, what are you doing?
Dubby: Patroling the hallway.
W: Why?
D: I am responsible for looking out the windows here.
W: Oh..o.k.


Yours devotedly,

Whistle

This is my first post in 15 days.

I am on double secret probation.

She told me I was in trouble for clawing furniture and rugs; breaking things and knocking stuff off high places.

Pshaw!

She should read What Every Cat Caretaker Should Know by Professor Whiskers:

"Disciplining cats is a waste of time. Discipline implies a "discipling" which will not happen because cats are not humans. A cat is a cat.

Rather than correcting a cat distract or re-direct the cat's attention. Everything in a human home is a cat toy. If you do not wish your cat to play with toys, put the toy away.

Anyone who corrects a cat is wasting time."

I didn't do the things She said I did. Dubby, Fish and Andy did the naughty things, not me.

Love,


Whistle

Illustration of Great-great-great etc. etc. Uncle Whiskers with a Mouse in his Milkbottle.

Dear China:

Please don't put sick things in our food. Because you wanted to make money, you are responsible for the deaths of cats and dogs. I hope you are ashamed of yourself. It's lazy and undisciplined to make fillers and sell the filler for food.

Who Man Beans trusted you and pet food sellers to make safe food for their cats and dogs. They didn't check to see if the "filler" (what a concept! why not use nutritional food???) was safe. Pets died. They suffered and so did their who man beans.

My brother and I are indoor kitties. We depend on our people to feed us safe food. Even Andy, our great indoor-outdoor cat, eats cat food. He may get a mouse, a squirrel or a bird but not very often. These are gifts for his Mama not food, anyway.

You are bad. Bad! Very Bad!

Whistle (and all my furry friends)