1. I have polka-dots on my tummy.
2. I'm getting a black beauty mark on my nose. Fish's beauty mark is bigger!
3. I eat cat cookies out of my Mom's hand without dropping them.
4. I've caught 4 giant monstrous gekkos to protect my family.
5. I want to go outside.
6. Professor Whiskers thinks I'm a "bright young man who needs to apply himself".
7. My brother and I have the same birthday.
8. I'm a ginger cat, not "orange".
Cat kisses,
Whistle
