Thursday, June 28, 2007
This Ginger Kitten
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Saturday, June 16, 2007

8 Random Things About Me

Friday, June 15, 2007
Summer Enrichment for Pets, Debate Week
Our Mom keeps us studying in the summer. We are on vacation but she does not want our brains to soften. Mine feels just like it does during the school year but she may be on to something. A cat can't watch tree frogs and gekkos everyday without losing calculus and Cat History themes.This was debate week. Sister, my dog, attended with us. Here is our debate:
Leash Laws: For or Against?
Rules: no name calling like "dog breath" or "hairball"; the louder your voice, the stronger your point.
Sister: I am against leash laws. How can a dog protect her people and cats if she can't run around checking the property. The hurricane broke our fence. Just because I go out into the street to sniff the Methodist tires across the street is no reason to stay home on a leash. What if a bad cat came into our yard or a bad dog? Leash laws are wrong!
Whistle: I am for leash laws. Dogs, except you, Sister, are scary and bad. Who needs dogs running around making poop and barking? What if they came into our house? Fish has a splint and he can't run as fast as I can. Put every dog except you on a leash! I like Molly and she's a dog but she is too busy at her home to come see us. She is an exception. All dogs on leashes!
Everyone applauded for us! We got a cat cookie for our good debate.
I'm not sure what we will study next week. The topic may be: "Hold It or Use the Litterbox: Six Steps to Better Pet Behavior. Yuk, like that would be fun...
Yours,
Whistle
Sunday, June 10, 2007

A GIANT GREAT BIG GEKKO LIZARD got into our house today! I made it stop moving! I did this alone and with GREAT BRAVERY.
I protected my family (and brother) from this GIANT LIZARD. I saved my family!
It was the BIGGEST MEANEST MOST HORRIBLE GEKKO IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.
But, I made it stop terrorizing my family!
With All Humility,
Whistle
Tuesday, May 29, 2007

This is how I felt today. We went to get our shots at the vet. The lady who gave us shots isn't our vet but some relief vet we don't know. She is rough with us.
She said that Fish's splint wasn't positioned correctly. She said today's x-rays show that his bone isn't healing. She said that he should have a pin in his leg! She said she didn't know why our vet didn't get a pin in his leg.
You should have seen our Mom. She was furious that this stupid vet talked about Fish's splint and his healing as though our vet is stupid. Mom wrote a blistering letter to our vet about what happened today.
Fish and I got three shots. Every single shot hurt. The relief vet told the tech that she didn't know how to hold us for shots then grabbed me and crushed my body to give me a shot. I wanted to bite and scratch her but Mom gave me The Look and I couldn't.
I don't like the relief vet. She gave me no relief. She is a real Maureen C. and I hate her! I do!
We aren't allowed to say we "hate" somebody but I hate this vet.
My butt hurts,
Whistle